wetbench_18 - La tache (la suite)

fr
NDLR: Oups, je croyais qu'on pouvait trouver du Windex partout. Croyant bien faire, j'avais traduit le Windex en M. Net pour nos amis les Français, mais un copain (merci Nicolas) m'a fait la remarque que Mr. Clean est mieux connu sous le nom de M. Propre au pays de la baguette et des fromages qui puent les pieds. En fait, je trouve que M. Propre est un bien meilleur nom, et ça évite toute confusion avec l'autre M. Net.

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E: Nooo!!! They're not just stains! They're the beginning of a vaccine against AIDS, of a solution to feed the world, of a cure to Alzheimer's disease, of an infinite source of energy, of a stop to cancer, they're the beginning of a Nobel prize!
...They're not just stains!
I: ...
I: You don't want me to give them a wipe of Windex?
E: Aaah! Begone, thee of no faith!

wetbench_17 - La tache

fr

Lorsque les trolls ne viennent pas nous embêter... La joie de voir de belles taches!

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E: Yesss! I have bands at the right sizes!

I: !!!

E: Oh, sorry... I didn't mean to scare you. I got excited because I am finally getting good results!

I: ?

I: Excited for what? Those stains?!?

Ah! When the trolls leave our experiments alone... May you get this feeling often!

wetbench_03

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D: Exscuse-me, are you the person in charge of purchasing for the laboratory?
C: Um,... yeah.
D: Hello, I'm Mr. D. sales representative for Wetbench, Inc.
C: H'llo!
D: PLease allow me to demonstrate to you our new revolutionary DNA sequencing product... The iSequencr visor (eye-sequencer, get it?). No more poly-acrylamide gels! No more sequencing farms filled with TV-sized instruments! Put on the iSequencr Visor and... Decode!
C: Wo-ho... Awesome!
D: Isn't it?