wetbench_36 - Extractionator part II

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Lisez-vous les instructions?
a) Toujours
b) Souvent
c) Parfois
d) Jamais

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A: Hey, let's try the Extractionator on a plant of Arabidopsis!
* Splotch! *
A: Whoa, maybe it needs some fine-tuning.
C: Cool! Now, can we try it out on a mouse?
B: Uhm, I suggest that we first read the instruction manual.

wetbench_35 - Extractionator

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Pour mes collègues français, remplacer "donuts" par "croissants" - quoique, depuis que je travaille en France, j'ai trouvé que ce n'est pas coutume pour les représentants de servir des trucs à bouffer.

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D: Good morning and thank you for your attention. Today, I will present to you Wetbench Inc.'s latest innovation in lab automation technology.
(A: What, no donuts???)
D: Please allow me to introduce the Extractionator XP-2PQ(TM)!
A, B and C: Oooooh!...
D: The Extractionator is our all-in-one solution to your DNA, RNA and protein extraction needs, your PCR needs and much more!
A: Can it serve coffee?
C: ...Or fresh beer?