wetbench_35 - Extractionator

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Pour mes collègues français, remplacer "donuts" par "croissants" - quoique, depuis que je travaille en France, j'ai trouvé que ce n'est pas coutume pour les représentants de servir des trucs à bouffer.

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D: Good morning and thank you for your attention. Today, I will present to you Wetbench Inc.'s latest innovation in lab automation technology.
(A: What, no donuts???)
D: Please allow me to introduce the Extractionator XP-2PQ(TM)!
A, B and C: Oooooh!...
D: The Extractionator is our all-in-one solution to your DNA, RNA and protein extraction needs, your PCR needs and much more!
A: Can it serve coffee?
C: ...Or fresh beer?

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D: Exscuse-me, are you the person in charge of purchasing for the laboratory?
C: Um,... yeah.
D: Hello, I'm Mr. D. sales representative for Wetbench, Inc.
C: H'llo!
D: PLease allow me to demonstrate to you our new revolutionary DNA sequencing product... The iSequencr visor (eye-sequencer, get it?). No more poly-acrylamide gels! No more sequencing farms filled with TV-sized instruments! Put on the iSequencr Visor and... Decode!
C: Wo-ho... Awesome!
D: Isn't it?